Gym antics

Ok when I started this blog I promised you full disclosure to the good, the bad and the ugly, so today I'm going to talk about things that grind my gears about the gym! Here we go:
Loud people

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the quietest person at the gym but one thing I cannot stand is overly loud people! Half the time I'm wondering around in the morning and stop suddenly in my tracks "hang on, did I accidentally walk in to a brothel." Some people really sound like they are making love with the machines "ohhh ahhh, ohh yeahhhh like thatttt..." SERIOUSLY.. no. I should not have to blush while waiting for a machine just because you've decided to get intimate. 

Boobs in my face

After a long work out I look disgusting - my hair is a fizz ball, my face could be passed off as a large tomato and my clothes are dampingly hanging off my body, I simply can't wait to fix myself up. After looking around I finally find a spot on a bench in front of the mirror, look up and what do I see... BOOBS (not mine). Full frontal girls standing in front of the mirror doing their makeup. I'm sorry love but put some god damn clothes on! Once again its a gym not a brothel. There's one girl who I see nearly every morning, she does her hair in the nude, makeup in the nude and then goes into the toilets to put her clothes on - why? I've already seen everything there is to see!

The awkward break up

Does anyone else go to the gym with their old personal trainer? Well I do. Personal training just got to expensive and I really didn't see the worth, so I simply dumped my trainer. It now feels like I'm trying to dodge an ex boyfriend! From the change rooms to the gym I run like a little girl trying to avoid him. I keep my eyes pinned on the floor and avoid the danger zones at all cost - its horrible! When we do happen to bang into each other, I'm ridden with guilt and I can see him looking at me like a traitor! I feel like breaking out the old line "its not you, its me!"

Anyway that's a few things that get on my nerves about the gym! Let me know what pisses you off! :)   

Cheese out xx